How To Be Sexy on a Mud Run.
Simple answer: you don't.
If looking good is of concern, don't go near the brown stuff.
There is something sexy though about a man covered in mud pounding the trail ahead of you, just as tired and sweaty as you are. There is something sexy about getting dirty and being proud of it. There is something sexy about running across that finish line brown when you started out black, utterly exhausted. Is it graceful? No, not at all. Mud runs are like a slip and slide. Especially when the mud goes from an inch deep to mid-calf without a moment's notice. Grace is not the point.
The point is to channel that inner five year old by stomping and splashing your way along the muddy trail. The point is to smile even when you're sliding two feet backwards with every step you take up a hill (scrambling like spiderwoman! ...or so I was told.) The point is to enjoy every moment of nature's obstacles.
That was the Hagg Lake 25k on February 16th. 15.5 miles of rolling hills, mud, trail, streams, wind and rain. By far my favorite race I've ever accomplished. For so many reasons; the mud, the trail, the challenge, the people. Trail runners are a very amiable group of people, and I had some great chats with others throughout the race. We all looked out for one another, especially when we'd venture down a mud slide. It goes without saying that most people took a spill at least once. Or maybe I'm just hoping that I wasn't the only one who needed to bathe in the lake afterwards...
To give you an idea of how phenomenally awesome this course was. Check out this video (Thank you, Jason!):
There were multiple times throughout this course that I wanted to look behind me. Whether it was to see if I was impeding a faster runner on the single track trail or to give me that little boost to see that others were behind me, I'm not entirely sure. Either way, I felt it an important metaphor to life. It never failed that every single time I tried to look back, I would tumble and fall. I'd catch my foot wrong in the mud, and down I'd go. My focus had to stay on the course in front of me, and not on any person, place or thing behind me.
Post-race was celebrated with the obligatory cupcakes. Triple chocolate this time with a salted caramel buttercream frosting. Gluten free, as always. And pretty damn delicious.
While we're on the subject of food. The aid stations on this course were spectacular! They were filled with happy volunteers and the perfect ultra fare: PB&J's, fig newtons, pretzels, bananas, oranges, trail mix, and my personal favorite, gummy bears! There was, of course, the usual Gu gels, electrolyte beverages and such. But those gummy bears made my heart (and belly) happy. At one of the aid stations, I popped a few in my mouth, placed a few in my gloves that I'd removed, and grabbed a few to keep in hand. Less than 10 minutes later and I took a nice little spill...and lost my gummy bears. Sigh. I forgot about the gummy bears in my glove until I did laundry a couple days later. Oops. Such a sticky mess.
One thing I will say. I knew this run was going to be in less than stellar weather. Which is why I hardly expected to have any of my friends come and support me. Rain and wind is not something I want to make friends stand in for hours while I splashed through mud puddles. Imagine my surprise then, when I rounded the last corner (read: slopped my way through the mud) to cross the finish line and saw this lovely lady and this amazing sign:
I'm fairly certain I cried. Proper grammar on that sign and everything (She knows the way to my heart.) Two other friends were there with her. Their presence at the finish line meant everything to me. You, you are amazing!
I didn't listen to music on this run. I've not really been putting in the earbuds on the trails lately. Instead, I occupy myself with random thoughts, random songs and singing loudly in hopes that no one hears. This song was one that kept coming up again and again. I wonder why!
Here's just a little showcase of mud post-race. Mud where it didn't belong and booty booty booty booty, rockin' everywhere.
I really should have jumped in the lake to rinse off. Instead, this is what I had to contend with when I arrived home:
My apologies to my roommate, because I'm fairly certain it took a week to change my shower from brown back to white. But, I think he is used to this sight by now as it isn't a rarity to see me walk in the door covered in mud from the knees down and a giant grin on my face.
That's how I walked in the door yesterday, after a 16 mile run in Forest Park. Content heart, happy face, and a hungry belly. 33 days until the Whidbey Island Marathon and I'm beginning to feel a little better prepared. Asthma be damned.
The take away is this: to be sexy on a mud run, one must get dirty and love it. Embrace the falls and pick oneself back up. Don't look back. Look forward to the gummy bears, chats with fellow runners, and surprises at the finish line.