The Earth, My Butt, And Other Big, Round Things.
I had a conversation with my legs yesterday. And my butt, for that matter. I was at the gym. I'd just completed another grueling, 2 hour workout of lower body and abs. I caught my reflection as I walked into the aerobics room to return my bosu ball. I looked at myself and thought, "hey, is that my butt? -Damn, these squats are doing me well."
First of all, I'm not conceited, nor do I think I have a perfect body. But, I realized something as I stood in front of that mirror for a full minute, checking myself out; I love my butt. I've been fortunate enough to be one of those girls that has always had a bit of a booty. For the first time in my life though, it's a strong booty. And the tree trunks underneath them? They've become just as strong. The phrase 'working my ass off' doesn't apply here. I've been working my ass on to get these legs and this butt.
This transition has not been without growing pains. A couple weeks ago, I realized, one, only a single pair of my jeans still fit me, and two, I cannot continually wear yoga pants in public. So, I went shopping for jeans. Oh dear, what an adventure. To realize that you need to go up a pant size because your legs and backside have become bigger is somewhat of a humbling experience. After 90 minutes of failure, I felt like I needed to have a meltdown. The negative self-talk that inevitably takes over... Ladies reading this, you understand my pain.
Except, in this case, jeans.
Trying on pants is a real test of the ol' self esteem. I wish this was a story with a happy ending, but those perfect fit jeans are still eluding me. And, I still rock leggings most days. But I know those jeans are out there....somewhere.
I'm a runner. So, what am I doing spending 2 hours at a time at the gym? Well, it started with this guy:
A couple glasses of this fermented grape goodness:
And a challenge.
This challenge included 6 weeks of ass-kicking workouts 5-6 days/week. Two days of upper body in a row. Two days of lower body in a row. Two days of cardio, and one day of all over gym goodness. The point was muscle domination.
Upon first hearing about it, I laughed. It sounded like death. I am a runner. I prefer to be outside, and I loathe the idea of treadmills. Spending 10-12 hours a week in the gym sounded perfectly awful. I can handle 2 days a week in the gym, at most. And the words 'leg day' meant a good, solid run to me, not squats and Russian dead lifts.
And yet, the word challenge kept niggling in the back of my brain. Why not try it, I thought. I've always wanted to be stronger. Perhaps I could learn a thing or two in the gym. It can't be that difficult.
Or, so I thought.
Here I am now, with two weeks left in the challenge, tree trunks for legs (ain't no thigh gap here!), a round booty, and arms/shoulders that are becoming too big for my shirts. In fact...
This happened. Yes, this is a bathroom selfie. Yes, that is a rip between the shoulders of my favorite shirt. Yes, this is from my lifting gains in the last few weeks. And yes, I did cry a little. I mean, come on. The last thing I remember, I was a runner who rejoiced when clothes became loose. I wore running shorts most days and had no clue how to bench press. A curl was what I did to bring the wine glass from the table to my face. The idea that I could become a strong, fit chick is continually appealing, but it's taking a mindset adjustment as the clothes get a little tighter in weird places. I went from focusing on electrolyte consumption and carb-loading to getting enough protein and wondering if supplements are the way to go.
On the flip side though, the progress I've seen in my strength in just these few weeks is unreal. I can do 3 unassisted pull-ups and 7 unassisted tricep dips, whereas I couldn't do any of either a month ago. I went from bench pressing just the bar (45lbs) to breaking the 100lb mark just this week! I am almost ashamed to say this, but I actually enjoy going to the gym now.
But, how could I not enjoy the gym in a shirt like this? Instant motivation. And an excellent Christmas present.
With that, I give you my current challenge. Before and after photos to be posted after the challenge is completed. (Did I really just say that?)
Next up? Marathon training, round 4, starts next week! I'm comin' for ya, Bend Marathon!
Here's a little self-love (but skip to almost a minute in for it to get upbeat):